Ducks are BAD.
But bread is pretty cool.
Birds aren’t real. Ya know what’s real? BREAD. Bread is real my son. In this essay I will….
Don't let the birds take you.
25 Years Of Undefeated Bird Explaining.
Birds were invented by the gubermint to spy on us. When they sit on power lines, they’re charging. and when they shit on you, someone in gumberment wants to fuck with you or HATES you. Ducks are the worst kind of bird because they are the most powerful feet soldier of the US gumbomant and they are filled with hatred and rage. They seek only to destory.
512+
Successfully Finished Birds.
25+
Years of experience with proud Bread.
1120+
Revenue in 2017 investment in Bread.
1520+
Colleagues & counting more daily bird kills.
Bread is super cool though.
You ever hear the saying "that's the best thing since sliced bread"? there's a reason for that. Bread is fucking sick. I fucking love bread.
Look at this one
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Building Bread
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Killing Duck Supplies
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Bread Fetus
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Architecture
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Bread Service
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Sustainability
Committed To Keep People Healthy & Safe From Ducks
We Follow Best Practices
- Bread
- Ducks and Other Birds
- Donuts (circle bread)
- Other Bread
Sustainability
Transform Communities Across the Globe
About Founders
We Are Leading International Company In The World
Steven Marks
CEO
Lara Smith
CTO
John Doe
COO
About Founders
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Duck Killing Manager
Alice Howard
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Interior Bread Designer
Nathan Marshall
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Bread Architect
Ema Romero
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Ducks Are Bad Manager
Ann Smith
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